Love and Marriage--Words of Wisdom

I haven't been writing a lot on my blog lately. For those who know me, you know I've been really busy and I have a lot going on in my life right now. This isn't really anblog entry; it's some words and wisdom on love and marriage througfht the ages. Enjoy!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let himkeep her.

Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they justcan't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you geta bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go toa restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft musicand dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henry Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and thesecond one didn't."

Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
1) Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2) Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget once...

Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can havemine."

Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Anonymous